The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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