doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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