pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
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Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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