Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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