Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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