I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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