umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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