He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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