Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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