I wish i was in the wii world.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
