I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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