I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize