I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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