on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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