So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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