let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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