good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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