Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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