i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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