She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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