The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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