i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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