I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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