her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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