Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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