I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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