I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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