peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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