i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
barbara walters just said penis...
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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