Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
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She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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