Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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