so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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