wrigley field is MILF paradise
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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