She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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