and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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