After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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