just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
