im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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