well I can't set my house on fire every night
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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