You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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