you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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