In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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