we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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