mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
high people should be assigned attendants
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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