O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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