Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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