Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm too high and old for this...
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