we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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