I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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