This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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