Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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