I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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