Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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