that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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