i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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