Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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