I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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